The meanest marriage proposal
Sunday, 7 February 2010, at 11:27When I proposed to Janel, I should have done this:
Then again, perhaps I am better off with the way I did things.
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Monday, 8 February 2010, at 08:57
I think,no no i know this is definitely a very big no no no !!
South African girls will donner you first then say yes!
Monday, 8 February 2010, at 10:23
@Kakstorie Speaking as a South African girl, I would have dondered him and then dumped him.
She’s obviously so desperate to be married that she’ll commit to lifelong humiliation just to get a ring on her finger. No self respect whasoever. Her mother should have taught her better. Single life is a Mercedes SLK, you only trade it in when you find a Rolls Royce.
Monday, 8 February 2010, at 12:02
donnered, taken the ring, then then dumped him.
Monday, 8 February 2010, at 13:54
Jeremy…..
I am SO glad you didn’t propose to Janel like that!!!
And I am sure she is glad too
Monday, 8 February 2010, at 13:56
Imagine a life with someone like that?
Never know what’s going to hit you next!
Monday, 8 February 2010, at 14:33
I would HATE to live with such a prankster!
Monday, 8 February 2010, at 14:47
The guy is :screwy: !
Thursday, 11 February 2010, at 12:11
yes i’m super relieved you didn’t!!
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 09:50
@ Karyn Romeis:
I think ur name should have been Karyn ROOMYS…cos ur comment was a bit retarded…yeah, it came very close to the standard of eveything that happens in our government and justice system. So, congrats on that…probably the best compliment a ‘woman’ of your caliber will ever receive.
As for the last sentence in ur comment “Single life is a Mercedes SLK, you only trade it in when you find a Rolls Royce.” – Let me explain this in a way that women (like you) can understand – MONEY. Just like the Merc, u r a depreciating asset. As time passes you become grotesque. The longer you drive the Merc, the less chance you have of finding that Rolls Royce. A man’s money (Rolls Royce) on the other hand are growing assets and it would absolutely not make ANY business sense to invest my money in a depreciating asset? (marriage) The only time a deal like that would even be worth thinking over…would be if it were something in the line of a lease agreement. This would make business sense, cos I dont jeopardize my asset and we both get what we want. Sadly, that’s all you would be great for.
The appropriate way of looking at single life and mariage is:
Life is great, but sharing it with someone, is when it starts.
I’m a 23 year old Nuclear Energy Specialist and earn around 900K per annum. It took me a while to realize, but trust me, money is the last thing that will make you happy.
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 12:10
@ Osymandiaz – congratulations! You must have started varsity at the age of 16 and been a child prodigy. You also earn more than the CEO of many companies which is spot on for a former child prodigy.
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 12:34
so osymandiaz, you’re obviously no brain surgeon then…
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 12:44
@ Jacoba:
Child prodigy? no not at all. I’m not that smart. hehe! my earnings of my occupation alone doesn’t total to the aforementioned amount. I play the stock market and own several properties at the West Coast and Johannesburg. My occupation alone generates 419K per annum (+-35K p/m). I only work to keep me busy and to feel “normal”. I dont keep all of this money though. I donate to charities in and around SA. This all sounds like anyone’s dream, i’m sure…but it’s not! I can’t never be sure if anyone likes me for who i am. That’s why i give so much back to charities and stuff, cos dats my happiness.
Not everyone is as lucky as the middle class human being.
Every single thing under the sun is PERFECT when there’s a balance! The moment the balance is shifted too far to any side, it becomes a nightmare.
@ Karyn Romeis:
I sincerely apologies for my post earlier. I read it again now and realized how harsh I was. I could have said it in a better way, but my point and the truth in it, I will never apologise for.
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 12:48
@ Osymandiaz – you are also full of yourself ….. and not really true to the character of the person you’re portraying …
A true philanthropist never publicizes his/her good deeds – especially not on the internet!
Some of what you say, is quite true – so I give you that.
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 13:01
@ Amandzing:
I dont think i’m smart enough to be called a ‘child progidy’….,but i’m definitely not stupid. hehe!
@ Jacoba:
True to character? U try and be the odd one out between millions (literally) of people!! NO ONE you will ever meet will be “true to the character they portray”. I’ve been to more places I ever knew existed and people are the same everywhere you go.
I’m not seeking publicity and I didnt mean it to look that way. The internet is the only place I can be myself…
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 13:25
@ Osymandiaz – you poor, misunderstood, tortured soul ….. since you have so much money, why not spend some of it on a good psychiatrist? You clearly need one.
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 13:35
Hey Osy,
I think what Karyn was trying to illustrate is that you should value yourself and see yourself as a treasure. The person who you choose to spend your life with must see the value in that treasure and love and treat you accordingly. Don’t settle for second best. I really don’t think it was about marrying for money.
This crazy couple must have some weird dynamic we don’t understand but they seem happy to be together.
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 13:51
@ Jacoba:
mmm…Je pense que vos oreilles s’asseyent dans votre âne
I’m not any of the above nor do I appear so.
That’s 1 serious misdiagnosis… hehe!
I think u missed something there. Did you know that stupidity is offensive?
I’ve been in tons of these situations/conversations where ppl’s IQ is lower than the ground they tread on…so i’ll just end it like any of the other ones.
As I said people are the same everywhere you go.
Olit täällä ensimmäinen, niin lähden.
@ MusicMan:
I can c u live up to ur name. You look a bit deeper than most ppl. I on the other hand, let my experience get in the way of that. In a later post I apologised to Karyn, but thanks for the enligthenment nonetheless.
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 14:27
@ Osy – someone teach you some French rude comments, then? Pity they didn’t help you with the grammar. Oh yes, by the way, those internet translation thingies – do really awful translations.
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 14:37
WHAHAHAHAHA!!! Damn that took you long…
BTW I didnt use a translator…i speak 9 languages.
The grammar is wrong because YOU used a translator. “Those internet translation thingies – do really awful translations” right back at u! whahahahaha!!!
Oh yeah and another thing…”Olit täällä ensimmäinen, niin lähden” is NOT french
I’ll give u another half an hour to figure that one out.
установитесь, пойти! hehe!!
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 14:56
Oh grow up Osy – you don’t speak 9 languages. Olit taalla – is Finnish (sorry I can find the umlaut button on Jeremy’s website and I don’t copy and paste).
You closed with Hebrew.
You really do live in a dream world – no wonder you can’t find true love.
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 15:09
“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
etc
so Osymandiaz, a) your protestations of not being stupid ring like a cracked bell because you can’t spell and b) you’re believing your own hype dude… :p
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 15:12
@ amandzing – it seems the two of us have to help this poor misguided child … do you know any good shrinks?
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 15:18
@ Jacoba:
If you truely found the right translation for “Olit täällä ensimmäinen, niin lähden”, you would have been the ‘grown up’ and stopped this conversation.
I didnt close in Hebrew…it’s russian comrade.
Someone very ‘wise’ once told me “Those internet translation thingies – do really awful translations”…
Btw I never said I cant find true love? If you made that assumption from our conversation, i’m sory. ASSUME makes an ASS out of U and ME… Unfortunately only u r da ASS.
Ur rite, i live in a dream world… a world that ‘normal’ ppl dream about.
Anyways, it’s been fun but my plane is landing.
I’ll close in something… easier so that I don’t offend you just because your beauty is directly preportional to the intelligence of a retarded child poking herself in the eye with a spoon.
Auf Wiedersehen Damen und Herren
…Ho avvitato sua madre
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 15:21
It amazing how occupied one can keep children busy with crap
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 15:22
@ Ozy – va funculo.
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 15:28
It’s a name and I can spell it like I want… Have u ever seen a NAME in a dictionary??? EXACTLY! that’s cos there is no “right” way to spell it.
DAMN! come on guys, i’m not a 3rd grade teacher? …OOPS! and if 1 of u r a lady, i apologise…my judgement was clouded by ur stupidity! WHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
It amazing how occupied one can keep children with crap…
WHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Jacoba. I didnt think u had it in u, but no thanks.
I know u want to though…u know, F-ck me
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 15:30
btw italian is my 2nd language
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 16:01
Now i’m really leaving.
Have a nice life, God bless and thank you for helping me with my research on how gullable ppl are. U guys r da 2nd of 32 sites that didnt believe my crap.
Congratualtions!
@ Jacoba:
For the record, I really do speak 9 languages.
For my research, may I pls ask u 2 questions?
1.Why didnt u believe anything I said?
2.What gave it away?
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 16:14
1) A nuclear physicist wouldn’t use the syntax you do – nor would a multi-linguist.
2) Your commentary.
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 16:21
jacoba, i do, but i’m not sharing
i don’t want him broken. i think Os is about 13, whaddya think?
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 16:26
@ amandzing – I’d say emotionally 13 would be fair, intellectually about 10 by today’s standards ….. and I should know, I have three kids – but then mine are brilliant, of course
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 16:38
of course. ones own progeny is always a cut about the rest. tut.
anhoo, now that we’ve seen off this pretender, to work, to work she cried, an empty bank account is a hard taskmaster…
Thursday, 18 February 2010, at 16:39
*anyhoo