Camps Bay is bad for your health.
According to News24, a container carrying harmful chemicals and other parts of Michael Jackson washed up onto Camps Bay beach.
Apparently, a crane is making its way to the scene*, although I’m not entirely certain what good a bird with long legs and long neck will do.
Word on the street, or rather, the beach, is that the stuff inside is a form of something called ‘cresol’. A quick Google search reveals that cresol is:
any of three poisonous colorless isomeric phenols; derived from coal or wood tar; used as a disinfectant
However, the same search result suggests that cresol is also:
[a] supplemental coffee taste sensation characterized by a predominantly scratching sensation at the back of the tongue.
This creates an interesting situation. What is really inside that thing?…
* Photo credit to Life Is Savage.
Thursday, 25 June 2009, at 18:56
Clearly it’s something that tastes like coffee and cleans your tongue as it goes. Hey presto! No more coffee breath
Thursday, 25 June 2009, at 20:51
So the hazardous waste division put their foot down when it came to the Michael Jackson bits – coal, tar, poison, fake coffee ….. all that they could do, Michael Jackson – no?
Everyone has to draw the line somewhere, not so?
Friday, 26 June 2009, at 00:48
Michael Jackson has died at the age of 50 ….. According to Yahoo.com news….
Friday, 26 June 2009, at 09:58
MJ reference, that’s spooky