Muslims Against Juice
Tuesday, 6 January 2009, at 11:05From my inbox…
-
SUBSCRIBE VIA EMAIL
-
NEWS AND OTHER CRAP
- No news.
DAILY COMICS
BLOG POSTS
-
CURRENT POLL
© 2005 - 2010 Jeremy Nell. All rights reserved. Powered by WordPress and ComicPress.
Special thanks to Philip for his technical help
Tuesday, 6 January 2009, at 12:14
Legend
Tuesday, 6 January 2009, at 12:35
Mango juice is WONderful… and something we don’t get in the UK. As for litchi juice… mmmm. Pure fruit in a plethora of flavours is something we don’t see much of in the UK.
I reckon, though, that guava juice should defintely be eliminated – it repeats on you something fierce and if you leave the glass/bottle/carton standing around for about an hour, it stinks like cat pee. It’s got to go!
Tuesday, 6 January 2009, at 12:40
You can kill litchi juice and all the juice that people in their wisdom at fizz to, I mean fizzy apple juice… yuck Death to fizzy JUICE
Tuesday, 6 January 2009, at 13:37
Lots worse than mango juice. Zionist juice, apparently…
Tuesday, 6 January 2009, at 14:31
zionist juice is the worst. it has pips in.
Tuesday, 6 January 2009, at 14:50
Guava juice can die! I like the new blood orange juice from Woolies. It’s hard to find though… mango is too thick!
Tuesday, 6 January 2009, at 15:11
Not to mention the lack of fibre
Tuesday, 6 January 2009, at 15:14
We used to be able to make little hairy faces with our mango stones. These days, they’re just not hairy enough. It’s so sad, they’re breeding the fibre out of mangoes and now my nieces & nephews will never know the joy of punking a mango stone with an old tooth brush…
Tuesday, 6 January 2009, at 16:26
‘…. the joy of punking a mango stone with an old tooth brush…’
dude, were you an only child?
Tuesday, 6 January 2009, at 17:40
Hehehe… didn’t u ever do that? I can’t stand mangoes – the stickiness and fibres stuck in my teeth – but we created whole mango stone families. Must’ve had something to do with growing up in a technology-poor household
Tuesday, 6 January 2009, at 18:32
I will not be giving up my Carrot and Beetroot juice in the mornings any time soon….
Tuesday, 6 January 2009, at 19:35
Tuesday, 6 January 2009, at 20:44
naartjies should just curl up and die in my opinion. Nasty, money grabbing juice those…
Tuesday, 6 January 2009, at 20:47
i love mango juice
but must be 100% mango, not this watered dow rubbish.
mugg n beans is pretty awesome
Tuesday, 6 January 2009, at 21:56
im so happy its not alcohole!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, 7 January 2009, at 01:36
Ri …..
I used to, as a kid, also punk a mango
Great fun.
Wednesday, 7 January 2009, at 07:02
Zionist juice must be grapefruit. That is truly awful.
Wednesday, 7 January 2009, at 07:34
I thought maybe olive oil? But more likely it IS the fruit of the vine… sorry Sean.
Wednesday, 7 January 2009, at 07:57
Ha a blonde moment – this is clearly an indication that there is not nearly as many bombed out schools as they are telling us Juice = Jews……………..or this is an American Muslim in which case we all know they have not spoken English for the past 300 years
BTW Lichi Juice AWFULL stuff had to much while doing National service
Wednesday, 7 January 2009, at 08:05
I believe the SA government is passing a law in Feb,09 , which states that it will be illegal to own a juice extractor , you will have to apply for a permit to use one!
So all juice are going to have a hard time.
Wednesday, 7 January 2009, at 08:16
Fanie, That would only be correct if that person was a natural born and educated American Muslim. Immigrants speak English much better than most citizens educated in the US! http://jeremynell.com/wp-.../smilies/icon_redface.gif
Wednesday, 7 January 2009, at 08:25
Lets hop hees stratagies 4 geonoside is as gode ass hees spellling
Wednesday, 7 January 2009, at 08:38
Leave all the fruit floured juice and rather kill the jews.
Wednesday, 7 January 2009, at 08:54
Why don’t we just stop ALL the killing, y’all?
Wednesday, 7 January 2009, at 11:12
leave the jews, leave the pestines, kill the answers?
Wednesday, 7 January 2009, at 11:16
*palestines
still
Friday, 9 January 2009, at 21:16
I didn’t know Jamba juice was at war… This will really raise the price of juice per barrel
I kNeed 2 to reEd moor nus…
Monday, 4 January 2010, at 12:39
:p +p
:’( ‘ (
:hot: hot
Monday, 4 January 2010, at 12:42
:’( ‘
Monday, 4 January 2010, at 12:44
:’ ( ‘
Monday, 4 January 2010, at 17:02
These new emoticons suck