Friday caption contest.
Thursday, 14 August 2008, at 15:47My favourite part of the week is Friday’s caption contest. Yet, for some reason, I nearly forgot about last Friday’s one. To make up for it, I’m giving tomorrow’s one a head start.
As usual, add a caption that you believe to be the funniest. I’ll start.
“No, you may not have my shades. But if you put your hand into my pocket, you might find an iPod…”
Thursday, 14 August 2008, at 15:50
*thoughtbubble* just take the bluddy photo alteady!
Thursday, 14 August 2008, at 15:50
*already
Thursday, 14 August 2008, at 15:59
Where is the bathroom?
Thursday, 14 August 2008, at 16:02
“I hate these fucking open air toilets in Africa!”
Thursday, 14 August 2008, at 18:31
Why no! I’m not circumcised, any reason you want to know?
Friday, 15 August 2008, at 06:40
Can you see anything in my teeth?
Friday, 15 August 2008, at 07:51
………..and u see kids……….thats how u make ur millions…..
Friday, 15 August 2008, at 07:51
“and then after they ate the 3 bears,they were not hungry anymore “
Friday, 15 August 2008, at 07:52
If i make any sudden moves they might attack………move slowly, and keep smiling camera man…..
Friday, 15 August 2008, at 07:53
….have a look……..this is my best side…….
Friday, 15 August 2008, at 07:55
” no, seriously, just give me petrol and you can have the shades”
Friday, 15 August 2008, at 08:02
Jack wasn’t sure how to react when the locals asked him how many wives he had.
Friday, 15 August 2008, at 08:24
Now kids… take me to your chief…
Friday, 15 August 2008, at 08:44
…so we buy these Sasol shares in your name and we can all be rich like Swart_Sak
Friday, 15 August 2008, at 08:48
Yeah you see, I also use Colgate
Friday, 15 August 2008, at 08:54
So den,tell me, Woil oi was clappin moi hands, how many of yer family doid?
Friday, 15 August 2008, at 09:00
ooooooh look, a white person. let’s poke him and see what happens.
Friday, 15 August 2008, at 09:02
Oh crap, they didn’t think my joke was funny. Quick, give them sweeties!
Friday, 15 August 2008, at 09:03
No ye cant have me sunglasses ye little fecker!!!
Friday, 15 August 2008, at 09:09
Oh crap, they think I’m Brad Pitt!
Friday, 15 August 2008, at 09:28
“.. now I know what John Smit feels like surrounded by all blacks .. “
Friday, 15 August 2008, at 10:33
I am having such a good laugh; these comments are hilarious.
Friday, 15 August 2008, at 11:58
Look, we are trying our best, but it seems you are gonna have to starve a little longer. The U.S.A, Europe, Russia and China are still hell bent on raping Africa for its resources. Gimme a smile for the piccy then, c’mon…just one smile?
Friday, 15 August 2008, at 11:58
Ok, little dude in the red shirt - your turn to balance the bucket next! This is amazing, Aaaafrican kids!
Friday, 15 August 2008, at 12:22
….crouching Bono hidden Wallet….
Friday, 15 August 2008, at 12:41
Friday, 15 August 2008, at 12:52
Water, you want water ……… sorry I can only change water into wine
Friday, 15 August 2008, at 13:39
Thanx Hester……….had a good chuckle too…
Monday, 18 August 2008, at 07:59
I know its late but…
“Do you want to play with my Joshua Tree”
“Dear Diary, I’m in a place in Africa where the streets have no name”
“Story time: It was once upon a time on a Sunday Bloody Sunday…”
Monday, 18 August 2008, at 12:23
Who the feck is this whitie?
Monday, 18 August 2008, at 14:56
im a friend, not one of those white people who rape your mineral resources..
Tuesday, 19 August 2008, at 09:35
and i stil haven’t found what i’m looking for