5 reasons why Mbeki is a doos.
Sunday, 13 April 2008, at 23:15Five reasons why Thabo Mbeki is a doos…

“There is no crisis in Zimbabwe,” President Thabo Mbeki announced after a one-hour meeting with embattled Zimbabwean leader Robert Mugabe in Harare yesterday.
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Sunday, 13 April 2008, at 23:27
i honestly do not know how mbeki can be seen associating himself with that horrible bafoon.
after the crimes mugabe has committed against humanity.. and his dictatorship attitude!
mbeki really has lost the plot.
Monday, 14 April 2008, at 07:32
He’s a knee! Even lower than a doos and at least one can use a doos.
Monday, 14 April 2008, at 08:38
“Soort soek Soort”
“Birds of a feather flock together”.
Monday, 14 April 2008, at 08:51
I’m extremely ebarrassed to admit that the doos is our president!
Un-bloody-believable!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never mind Mugabe stepping down, push Thabo down first ,then kick Robert down afterwards.
Monday, 14 April 2008, at 08:52
Does it not look like Mugabe is saying: Look at this smiling idiot holding my hand!
Monday, 14 April 2008, at 09:01
1) He is not blind, not stupid, not ignorant, not biologically challenged (he DOES have a heart, doesn’t he) and not deaf - but he doesn’t see what is going on around him.
2) He does not live on a farm in the karoo without TV, internet, newspapers, phones and transport - but he doesn’t seem to read.
3) He isn’t unable to comprehend, add, remember, plan and scheme - but he does he not realise what has happened in Zim for many years, make a plan & do something.
4) He seems to have a fully functioning nervous system and seems to walk, talk, sweat, see and hear - but it looks as if he has an inability to feel empathy for any human being.
5) He must be an unemotional, uncaring, illiterate, mentally undeveloped psychopath - but is still running a country.
NOW THAT I HAVE GIVEN YOU FIVE VERY GOOD REASONS FOR HIS NEW EPITHET, CAN YOU TELL ME WHY WE STILL PERMIT THE MAN TO RULE OUR BELOVED COUNTRY? AND WHY DO WE WANT TO REPLACE HIM WITH AN EQUALLY ILLITERATE MAN?
We had our Madiba and there was Hani, but we do have Tutu (a giant of a man) and possibilities like Sexswale (Mosima, Gabriel aka Tokyo) our current vice (but oh goodness, she be a woman!!!) and a host of others - but we pick Zuma. Do we go from one heartless, blind man who has a good education to a corrupt puppet of the masses with no education? What makes us so different to Zim?
Monday, 14 April 2008, at 09:02
Maybe it was the British?
Monday, 14 April 2008, at 09:11
I DO NOT AGREE-TO CALL MBEKI A DOOS IS A COMPLIMENT-SHOULD BE CALLED “FEETJIE DOOS” IE OF NO USE TO ANY PERSON IN THIS COUNTRY-MALE OR FEMALE
Monday, 14 April 2008, at 10:02
Shiny happy people holding hands… shiny happy people holding hands… C’mon, sing it with me
Aren’t their kids married or something, I’m sure there’s some relation; otherwise why would Mbeki still support this moron even when Zuma seems to think he’s a bit dodge?
Monday, 14 April 2008, at 10:39
Mbeki’s youngest sister is married to Robert.
Monday, 14 April 2008, at 11:44
ai tog! this is not cool, zuma, mugabe, mbeki… what has southern africa come to? i think all of them are nools and need to be treated like they are treating others. nuh? of hoe se?
Monday, 14 April 2008, at 11:58
Candy - skattie, don’t think so. Lets not bring ourselves down to that level - it will get us all muddy and dirty and then we won’t be allowed to play outside again. Let’s just stay inside here in good ol’ SA - where nobody is supposed to know what is happening up there and we have no electricity and no roads and no president and no water and almost no schools. Right back to the inside of Plato’s cave. Nicely tied up. At least we have a roof, you know.
Monday, 14 April 2008, at 15:02
Good summary Jacoba, pity that with the increasing interest rates, increasing costs, decreasing value of the rand, slow down in the economy and the increasing demands that the various government departments are placing on us, the taxpayer, for more money for poor service,
DA ROOF IS GONNA GO SOON
Tuesday, 15 April 2008, at 14:53
Let’s face it, it could’ve been worse - we could’ve been in Zim…
Tuesday, 15 April 2008, at 14:54
Anyway, what you expect? Bush is one too and do you see any leader criticising HIM???
Tuesday, 15 April 2008, at 16:05
Yeah, I’ve also heard the rumour about them being related through marriage. Mbeki is making a fool of himself and his country by his behaviour. Unfortunately you get idiots… then you get idiots with power… then you get idiots with power and the support of those even more idiotic. I think Mbeki is the second one and Zuma is the third.
Tuesday, 15 April 2008, at 16:14
Judy, how can that be true, though. Mugabe had two brothers - both have been dead a goodly while. Robert is a little kid, still, and in school. I just think Mbeki really really hates us all.
Tuesday, 15 April 2008, at 16:16
well, we will have to find something with which to make coverings for our homes. But with the cost of homes, we may have to build huts - nice environmentally friendly huts. Then we will have to get water from the pipes - tut tut, that will be chaotic - just imagine that boychild!!
Tuesday, 15 April 2008, at 16:20
Hey all… I can’t resist adding my bit.
And I was having so much fun with my diatribe on that Bullard forum!
Thabo Mbeki is no fool - he is both educated and scholarly - so then begs the question - why his nonsense about Zimbabwe - what could it be?
Let’s think - could he be watching Mugabe’s every move and taking notes? Guess who remains President if JZ goes down for his theft? Thabo has already said he would stand again. Just one glitch - that buggery constitution says he can’t! But he’s quite happy to change that to accommodate himself, clearly.
Then I ask - wasn’t that one of the first things Mugabe did - change the constitution?
Thabo needs to sit down with Manto Babelas Msimang and compare notes. She can talk about the tens of thousands of vacant posts in the health sector and he can pat his drinking buddy on the back and say, “eish, as long as you are doing your job properly, you can drink all you like…” Oh wait - isn’t it HER job to fill those vacant posts? Hasn’t she had years in which to do it?
Since I’m having a go at ministers - how much of an embarrassent is Alec? I’d better be careful what I say or I may be “sabotaged”. Oh no, I won’t. Or maybe I will. No, I won’t. Oh wait, I might. Sorry - what was I saying?
Tuesday, 15 April 2008, at 17:05
Te-he he he heheeeeeee!
Good post Andrew.
We have a bunch of highly educated incompetents running the country….
I guess we may as well let JZ have a go, he only has a standard 6 or something. Maybe knowing less will help.
Tarboy is a nob-end.
The ANC are a bunch of nob-ends.
Those that keep supporting them are all nob-ends.
One thing you can say for sure about SA at the mo, there is never a dull moment!
Tuesday, 15 April 2008, at 18:10
Goodness Andrew!!! You are the funny one. Hehehe - can someone pleeeeeeeeeeze find out about JZ’s education, I did but all I could find was that he had no formal education at all.
Tuesday, 15 April 2008, at 19:20
Never mind JZ’s education, his pee-pohl, they laaaaaav heem.
What better reason than that for him to run the country?
And what a virile man he is! Damn am I jealous of his 20 wives and 400 children - he’s such a lee-dah.
Thursday, 17 April 2008, at 06:47
I think the correct term for thes guys are “Cast-Iron-Cunt”
No good to man nor beast…
Thursday, 17 April 2008, at 10:18
If we find JZ this funny, what must the rest of the world think of him? He is going to be invited to all the international meetings, UN, summits of all kinds, etc etc etc, just for entertainment value.
I can see it now; “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 14th annual summit on European road safety, before we go any further, just to lighten the mood, Jacob Zuma from South Africa (giggle) will sing for us.”
What an ass.
Thursday, 17 April 2008, at 11:13
Indeed Sicovit,
There is not a single black leader that relies on his integrity (they generally don’t have any).
They rely purely on the “struggle” - which, as far as I can tell, came to an end in 1994 when they were handed the country, to destroy, on a plate. At that, they’re doing a fine job.
One would have to search far and wide to find a bigger collection of useless cowards. They don’t criticise Mugabe simply because they don’t have the balls - they know he is in the wrong - gutless (what a great legacy Mbeki is creating for himself).
Thursday, 17 April 2008, at 14:22
And to make it worse - Mbeki is NOT and uneducated mammal like the rest of them - including the new criminal in waiting, JZ! But - we musn’t forget, JZ does have a criminal record - and that seems to be the necessary requirement these days.
Soap indeed!!!
Thursday, 17 April 2008, at 22:44
I think JZ may be a petty thief - but he’s unlikely to be a mass murderer, as, coupled together, Manto and Thabo are.
People generally (and especially uneducated ones) look to their leaders for advice etc. The information these two dissemminated was taken to heart by thousands - and many of those died following that tripe.
Therefore, althought they didn’t acually break the law - they are murderers nonetheless.
Thursday, 1 May 2008, at 05:04
I think Thabo Mbeki is the BIGGEST f**i ng idiot of all time…God I want to give him a smack for beig a lame duck!!! No crisis in Zim yet there is proof that there is…it is all over BBC and CNN…doesn’t he watch the news
Sunday, 9 November 2008, at 19:27
Hey guys, don’t call Thabo a doos. You might waken the showerman !
Friday, 21 November 2008, at 16:22
For those of you who didn’t know, that doos, Mbeki, is married to Mugabe’s sister!!!
That’s why he associates with him, that’s why he thinks nothing wrong of him, and THAT’S WHY HE GIVES THEM FREE ELECTRICITY!!!
Friday, 21 November 2008, at 16:42
Crap
Saturday, 22 November 2008, at 09:05
Bollocks! Mugabe has no sister!