My poker face? No. My pap en vleis.

Friday, 3 July 2009, at 12:08

You will only appreciate this if you are South African.*

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Friday caption contest: 03 Jul 09.

Friday, 3 July 2009, at 00:00

Last week’s captions were really really funny. Thanks for your participation. I hope that this week’s will be as good.

Speaking of which, the picture is hilarious.

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Die Groot Poepadil.

Thursday, 2 July 2009, at 14:26

South African president Gwede Mantashe did the right thing by slapping around the ANC Youth League’s calls to nationalise the mining and manufactoring sectors. In his rather long-winded response to Reuters, Mantashe was quoted as saying:

There is no such plan.

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Why you should panic with your cellphone.

Wednesday, 1 July 2009, at 12:56

From today, all prepaid cellphone users will have to provide evidence that they are legitimate criminals by disclosing proof of identity and residence.

In the words of the car guard at the Pick n Pay down the road, “the end is naai”.

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Who gets Michael Jackson’s kids?

Tuesday, 30 June 2009, at 17:57

An Australian* cartoonist knows the answer.

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Found on a professor’s door.

Friday, 26 June 2009, at 10:39

This came in via my Twitter stream, this morning:

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Friday caption contest: 26 Jun 09.

Friday, 26 June 2009, at 00:00

When my new website launches (not too long from now), there will be a section dedicated to the Friday caption contest. Speaking of which, I’ve created a dedicated email address for it: fridaycaption@gmail.com. Please send along any pics that you consider captionable.

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